Tuesday, March 20, 2012
Reminiscence
How time flies and obliterates our memories. It was a love note that had kept me awake on Val’s day 4yrs ago. I blushed as I perused it over and over. And then I asked myself if I would’ve written such stuff in this present time? It was dated Thursday, February 14, 2008 3:04 AM. I have shamelessly reproduced it unedited. Might share it here soonest.
Monday, March 19, 2012
Once Upon A Return…Turn! Turn!
Though unintentionally, I must hurriedly inform. I never knew it was going to be this long when I published my last post. Oosh! It’s almost 2years since I made that publication.
Anyway, lots have happened since I disappeared from blogging. I hope fellow bloggers didn’t miss me much…Ok, I know some did. Maybe all who followed me did. Smiles. Feel free to say you never did.
Well, am back now. I shall be burrowing into Forex Trading analysis from time to time in addition to my regular writing. That’s my new found passion. It’s a budding pastime. Shekina!
So, is anyone home to welcome me?
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
No Title
The voice was unsteady, not sure of its request. But still it caught my attention. I turned, looked backward to see where it originated from. It was a guy. Already I was in no mood for a chitchat. My heart was in sores. I had left a bank that morning in a rage after I was told I couldn't withdraw from my account. Reason. It was dormant. And I needed few bucks for the weekend.
I finally stopped. The guy hurried up, spotting a slight limp as I thought he was trying to catch shelter under my little umbrella. It was raining. And the rain was doing justice to the day, trying to nail it to the earth and waste its morning. It was one of such days you wished you didn't leave the house if you were married.
“Good morning sir, did you teach at...(names withheld)?” He asked, regaining his voice as he finally caught up with me.
I took a closer look at him. A handsome plump dude of average height. His face marked with fading bruises around the corners of his right cheek and eye. The face registered. “Wait! I blurted out as he attempted to say his name. “Wait, don't say it. I will remember it.” 10 seconds later, it registered. “You are...The mention of his name sent him into rapture.
We exchanged banters. Talked about life and did a bit catch-up. He wasn't longer interested in furthering in his education after a sad incident that left him scared. He told me he was into miscellaneous businesses, trying to make ends meet. I encouraged him, advising him to stay off illicit deals and the quick cash syndrome.
“Unclelo, abeg take this,” he dipped his hand inside his pocket as we moved to part. Brought out some naira bills and squeezed them into my reluctant hand. I could have rejected outright but I remembered such refusal might bruise a man's ego. Most especially if the gesture was done out of sincerity.
“E no matter jo. It's just my little way of appreciating you,” he said, as if he read me. With his squeezed bills clasped in my hand, I thanked him and we parted.
I didn’t teach this particular guy. His class was almost leaving when I was hired. That was six years ago. But I knew him too well because he was one of the big boys in the school, and I was the youngest among the teaching staff. I was just fresh from the university. Naturally, they saw me as their peer. I was barely five years older than some of them. And my lean size, and baby-face never made it any easier for me. But I made sure they obeyed my instructions, their assignments promptly done and submitted at the right time. No excuses. Either that or defaulters faced my cane.
Sometimes though it did cross my mind suppose these kids ganged up against me after school hours to show me hell for my perceived strictness? (Am laughing my skull open here). There were cases where the students had had to slap or beat up other teachers. And the irony of it is that their targets were always those teachers who were soft on them. I bet students know who have their best interest at heart even when you discipline them.
I had on several occasions run into some of the students. Either they curtsied, paid accolades or gave me tips. It never mattered to them that I had changed two jobs and was looking better since I left the teaching profession. And that my wardrobe had been beefed up (insert evil smile here, pls).
That morning incident was not the first for me. Not even a second. And I believe won't be the last. Such encounters often leave me nostalgic. Wish I could go back to teaching. But hey, won’t a guy do what he ought to do?
Saturday, June 19, 2010
A Father’s Day Without a Father
Not much I can say here. For I only know a little. But just a piece of advice you might use:
For those who still got a father, learn how to appreciate them and God for still keeping them alive...
And for those whose fathers are dead, like mine, thank God for making them part of our ancestors.
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!
Monday, May 31, 2010
The Verastic Xperience
Shock. Then surprise. My jaws dropped. Quickly, curiosity stared apace. What could Vera had written about me, I asked when I saw the title of her piece This-one's-for-kennknotty on my blog. The curiosity soon heightened. But before I could click to assuage it, power struck and my PC went off. I quickly connected to the inverter, bringing back the PC to live. I rushed to read, finishing under few seconds. I then did a second read, slowly.
I had on a few occasions made comments on Verastic.com. Some being sarcastic, others either cocky or cynical. I had on one comment even requested she told me about the time of her menstrual flow as I jabbed her of becoming mushy mushy. The request was jokingly done. But I soon discovered Vera does not play soft. It was the reply to such an inordinate (really?) request that gave birth to the aforementioned. Be careful what you wish, that’s what Charles my friend would always say. I got what I asked for.
Vera, I hope you don’t mind me letting fellow bloggers into the secret. Well, it’s out already, lol. Some of the bloggers wanted to know who that Kenn-knotty whom Mighty Vera devoted so much energy to was, after reading Vera’s piece. They soon flooded my blog, pouring their condolences, sympathy, advice, and encomium on my late dad. Vera's piece drove traffic to my blog, and made me two friends.
I give it to Vera. She could write. Vera, let this not pump the blood flow in your head. And don't be quick to smile for there is a price to be paid for that. Vera had stylishly entwined the not too palatable experience of menstruation with her condolences for my late dad whom I had earlier done a tribute on Daddy Where Are You?
As Vera became descriptive, I momentarily muffled my sorrow. I took the emotional gag effortlessly … I had thought apart from losing blood, that the compulsorily monthly napkins were the only discomfort women felt. I never knew they felt diarrhea too. I repeat, Vera could write. Wish someone could kill her for her skills (that's the price). I need to inherit her writing prowess.
I tell you, burial for Igbo land no easy o! Especially with the obnoxious “Umu-Ada” beliefs. The Umu-Ada would make outrageous demands, haggle over what you give them if it’s slightly an inch less, quarrel among themselves when splinting their spoils, and at the end dust their cursed bums and leave without helping out with errands. Am sure, bloggers from the eastern part of 9ja will easily identify with this.
Okay, let me even forget the longer-throated Umu-Adas. After sobbing myself dry in Lagos and getting rewarded with severe heart ache, I had thought my lachrymal gland would show a bit of maturity at the village. But that was never to be as I soon launched into another round of broken rhythm immediately the hearse brought in what was the remains of my dad into the family compound after taken him to his maternal home.
Even in death, dad still looked undeniably handsome. His pointed nose was untouched, and the grey of his hair still glittered. He was clad in white lace material. I had loaded a camera I borrowed from a friend with film for that occasion. My intention was to snap away, at least to recapture the memory and be kept in my archive. But I soon realised I didn’t want to be reminded of that moment when I beheld the stillness of the man who was my father only few months past. Am no lilly. And effeminate doe not exist in my lexicon. But how I withered still surprises me.
A blogger has even enjoined me to blog some of the pix (the photographer got many). But I jokingly told her some of you bloggers might want to use it for screen savers...Lol. Seriously, my dad was handsome, even in death. He was successfully laid to eternal rest on May 22, 2010.
